beyoncevevo:

my english teacher told me when he went to college one of his english finals was literally just the question “why?” and he wrote “why not?” and got a 100 

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officialfrenchtoast:

when you’re lying and ur bestfriend backs u up

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unfriendlyasiangirl:

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

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thatsnotverywerewolfy:

acruelultimatum:

think of all the sex you could be having with this couch

and by sex i mean lying down alone on it while you watch episodes of your favorite tv shows on netflix 

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pressing:

do u ever look at gorgeous people and just cry

or rich people and cry even harder

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stabs:

it’s kind of weird knowing that when you sleep, you’re just looking at your eyelids but somewhere in your brain, you are able to produce dreams as if you’re still awake.  

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  • police: OPEN THE DOOR NOW
  • me: um not if you keep yelling

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brititsh:

when you tell your friends a joke and no one laughs
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mycutehellokittyworld:

 Mycutehellokittyworld. ♥

♥ More HK here

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realizes:

♡personal/love♡

tensioned:

why does everything close so early on sunday jesus didnt die for this

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